What is Mersey Steamer?
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Northern English term originating in Liverpool. A very large and noxious shit.
Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"
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the act of extracting milk from squeezing a males jewels A.K.A genitals
Fred was milking bricks down at kindergarten
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