What is Mert?
1.
A strange way of saying mate. Typically used by British northerners who spend a long time down south, and eventually their accent gets a bit dodgy. The same principle works with a variety of words.
Y'alrert mert? - You alright mate?
That bloke's serf - That bloke's safe.
2.
Meaning not smart or lacking common sense.
"Jenny was such a mert when she asked if the desert was hot."
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3.
A term used in Pine Bush High School in Pine Bush, New York meaning a sarcastic'yeah OKAYY"
"Your not gay -- MERT!"
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4.
Used as an adjective, noun, verb, and adverb. It is used to describe anything extremely awesome. Mainly used during and after scrabble games this words uses are limitless.
What up mert? You and I gunna mert that mert after mert. Mert, keep it mert, mert.
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5.
In Turkish, mert means brave, hero and trustworthy. It's also a Turkish male name.
That man is mert.
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6.
Used be leaders of youth groups to signal that you are his mate. Commonly used by northerners. To be a mert of theirs is a presitgious honour and you will be a mert for years to come.
Y'alrert mert? - You alrite mate?
I used to go out with her when she was booff mert - I used to go out with her when she was buff mate
Shes a bit alrert, ent she mert - Shes a bit alright isnt she mate.
7.
An especially ginger male. Has magical powers and super strength. Not partically tall but very explosive. Also has super fast reflexes
Damn that kid has the characterstics of mert
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