What is Mert 't Turt?
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Large ginger peer. Has 'shoe brush' hair which is occasionally shaved to resemble a lesbian egg. Ginger humpty dumpty lesbo, average badminton player and average Pro Evo player who always plays as France or Arsenal, motorcar enthusiast. Has alarmingly red face like a smacked arse.
Mert 't Turt AKA Martyn Howard from Monmouthshire currently residing in Cheltenham.
The bathroom stinks!
Yeah, Mert 't Turt just layed a Cleveland Steamer in there!
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where you cum in someones eye and kick them in the face for crying about it
everybody in this room after having sex should kick the cow..
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A way of saying AK, which I suppose could mean any form of assault rifle, NOT just the AK-47. But, yes mostly it does mean AK-47.
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