What is Mert 't Turt?
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Large ginger peer. Has 'shoe brush' hair which is occasionally shaved to resemble a lesbian egg. Ginger humpty dumpty lesbo, average badminton player and average Pro Evo player who always plays as France or Arsenal, motorcar enthusiast. Has alarmingly red face like a smacked arse.
Mert 't Turt AKA Martyn Howard from Monmouthshire currently residing in Cheltenham.
The bathroom stinks!
Yeah, Mert 't Turt just layed a Cleveland Steamer in there!
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Get out of a place quickly.Usually when a person see's someone that they dont want to.(EX-An Ex)
Keith-Aw crap man its Jenny!
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Somewhat like a fruitcake, only a lot more discusting smelling. May sometimes be uglier.
That Jordan kid is a total vegitable cake.
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