What is Mert 't Turt?
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Large ginger peer. Has 'shoe brush' hair which is occasionally shaved to resemble a lesbian egg. Ginger humpty dumpty lesbo, average badminton player and average Pro Evo player who always plays as France or Arsenal, motorcar enthusiast. Has alarmingly red face like a smacked arse.
Mert 't Turt AKA Martyn Howard from Monmouthshire currently residing in Cheltenham.
The bathroom stinks!
Yeah, Mert 't Turt just layed a Cleveland Steamer in there!
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an extremely curved penis
i was givin James some domeski the other day, but his queer banana kept pokin my cheek! it bugged!
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Going number two, dropping a duce.
I gotta go play a hand or two of Indian poker.
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With a bill of any denomination, the barcode on ..
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Someone telling another person to...'Fuck off' or 'fuck you'. You can also say JIGGLE MY DICK as well
Zach:blow me
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