What is Mert 't Turt?
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Large ginger peer. Has 'shoe brush' hair which is occasionally shaved to resemble a lesbian egg. Ginger humpty dumpty lesbo, average badminton player and average Pro Evo player who always plays as France or Arsenal, motorcar enthusiast. Has alarmingly red face like a smacked arse.
Mert 't Turt AKA Martyn Howard from Monmouthshire currently residing in Cheltenham.
The bathroom stinks!
Yeah, Mert 't Turt just layed a Cleveland Steamer in there!
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a small circumcised penis
(in jew talk)
can be used as a:
noun, insult, or exclamation
"Dude, you have a yehei shmei shmuck!!..
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A person who betrays another.
YOU ARE THE CORNBREAD NIGGER
See cornbread, nigger, shameful, nigga, teefs..
