What is Mert 't Turt?
1.
Large ginger peer. Has 'shoe brush' hair which is occasionally shaved to resemble a lesbian egg. Ginger humpty dumpty lesbo, average badminton player and average Pro Evo player who always plays as France or Arsenal, motorcar enthusiast. Has alarmingly red face like a smacked arse.
Mert 't Turt AKA Martyn Howard from Monmouthshire currently residing in Cheltenham.
The bathroom stinks!
Yeah, Mert 't Turt just layed a Cleveland Steamer in there!
See
Random Words:
1.
Any member of PETA,AFL,FARM or any other so-called vegan animal rights group who use fear or any type of strong-rm tatics to get their p..
1.
the most delicious beverage in existance.
Last night at ArtBeats, I had some raspberry hot chocolate, and I totally had a flavorgasm!
..
