What is Mert 't Turt?
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Large ginger peer. Has 'shoe brush' hair which is occasionally shaved to resemble a lesbian egg. Ginger humpty dumpty lesbo, average badminton player and average Pro Evo player who always plays as France or Arsenal, motorcar enthusiast. Has alarmingly red face like a smacked arse.
Mert 't Turt AKA Martyn Howard from Monmouthshire currently residing in Cheltenham.
The bathroom stinks!
Yeah, Mert 't Turt just layed a Cleveland Steamer in there!
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Pertaining to an individual, male, female, etc. whose appearance is so repulsive that it causes a male to have a retraction of the penis..
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A world like no other, a world of getting smashed, puking eggs, knicking tramps hats, taking the piss out of Russ using his ammunition, ..
