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1. Slack jawed, saggy titted, burger faced harridan. Easily detected by the trail of dribbled food and bin juice it leaves in its wake. Nor..

1. To aimlessly putter. To screw around with something mindlessly and either create something useful or further screw something up. "..

1. Slang for an Apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen. Lets go to the grocery store a..