Merthyr Defence, The

What is Merthyr Defence, The?

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.

The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?

Hoopdie

1. adj, n: a piece of shit, usually refering to an automobile. adj: That hoopdie snowmobile of yours got us stuck out here. n. we were g..

W2f

1. way to fail usually used after complete failure Son: hey dad im gay Dad: w2f See fail, way, failure, wtf 2. Acronym used in chatti..

Kentucky Piledriver

1. to flip a lover upside down, then shove your fist into their ass mary was being a bitch last night, so I gave her a kentucky piledriver..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Merthyr Defence, The Edit Meaning