Merthyr Defence, The

What is Merthyr Defence, The?


1.

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.

The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?


3

Random Words:

1. One who would pass time playing with anothers penis. that murf is a brown nosed 2@ he's up joes arse, bet he's his little nob..
1. roll on the floor laughing my ass off while two swedish bitches fellate me Mike: Did you here what Brendan said to his missues on Satur..
1. Ordinary, boring, run-of-the mill, in an almost desperate sort of way The Ford Escort was such a buttgarden way to get around town...