Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

Jesters Feet

1. The involuntary curling upwards of the toes when an orgasm is approaching, usually during masturbation. She knew it would not be long b..

Frickin'

1. Adjective used to describle almost anything. Usually spoken in a state of anger or sarcasm. More harsh than freakin' -- less harsh ..

Parking Spot

1. The place where you hide your bowl. Some people have multiple spots, especially when living with their parents. Guy 1: What are you doi..

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