Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

Fuck-in-law

1. The relationship you have with anyone that has already had sex with the person you’re currently sleeping with. Bob banged Susan at that..

Zaken

1. Swedish slang for "vagina." The English equivilant to CUNT. Fuckin' bitch-ass zaken stole my bike. See zaken, vagina, c..

Albondiga

1. A person that is so fat that they are round and have no neck nor feet. Victor is a albondiga! See tank, fat, lard, huge..

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