Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

Larupin

1. Something that tastes really good! Me wants some mo' of those larupin veggies! See scrumptious, delicious, amazing..

Babb-oon

1. the act of spooningwith a complicated friend, or babby some asstard: hey bro you wanna go watch grey's anatomy with me? a babby: ..

Friends Cleanse

1. The act of getting rid of a friend (be they virtual or actual) by deleting him/her from your life. This is usually achieved by removing ..

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