Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

Zauce

1. To come into contact with a fixed (non-fixed) object with great force. Must say Zauce upon impact for correct usage. "That dog ju..

Half-a-hard-on

1. half a hard on, inbetween state my dick scraped my zipper as it went from a half-a-hard-on to an erect tool See almost suck it, sorry..

Vigilante 8

1. Vigilante 8 is a driving/shooting game for the Nintendo 64 and the Play Staion. You can choose from a variety of different vehicles ev..

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