Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

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1. a penis i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night See Clive..

Kaylene

1. a girl whose smile is the most genuine thing ever seen. A girl who is sincere and pure of heart. She is a fun loving lighthearted dreame..

Krenken

1. slightly irregular creature, can be seen at dusk scuttling towards a buffet. omg its krenken.. hes going for that food.! See Munky..

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