Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

Games Guru

1. Some weirdo on Gamezville who used to live in an attack but now lives in a lift. GamesMaster > Games Guru 'Nuff said. 2. A t..

Soggy Muppet

1. When a man is having anal sex with a woman and reaches inside her vagina and masturabates himself. Curtis wasn't able to finish un..

Insision Sex

1. To make a slit or insision on ones body and insert ones penis either flaccid or errect to gain sexual enlightenment or stimulation. Comm..

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