Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

Utber

1. Unmitigated, unadulterated, pure of form. The Christmas season is a time of utber joy, happiness, and consumerism..

Resmokeability

1. The ability to extinguish a cigar and relight it. Billy smoked half of his cigar, and put it out. An hour later, he relit the cigar, an..

Fiening

1. To deeply and uncontrolably miss something or someone, usually a man/woman or a drug. Baby, I've been fiening for you all day! Ma..

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