Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

Chill Zone

1. a) a safe haven of sorts, for poor scared little boys who have nearly been butt raped in the middle of the night.twice. only to find tha..

Esquatting

1. Similar to all other eWORDS like eTHUG, eSQUATTING is the act of leeching a space of a friends hard-drive to store your various media un..

Skates

1. street term for ecstasy do you have any skates? There were a lot of people skating at the party. See e, xtc, ecstasy, rollin, beans ..

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