Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

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