Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

Jizz Gargling

1. Using cum as scope She took the load in her mouth and she cum-gargled it before swallowing it all...

7-7

1. The "new" way of referring to July 7th, 2005, when London was hot by terrorists. People in London seem to think that it should..

The Nothing Smile

1. When someone asks what's wrong and you say nothing. Then you smile to reassure them. It means that there is something, but it has..

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