Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

Done The Dodge

1. When one leaves the party earlier than expected, or falls asleep due to excessive consumption of alcohol & drugs. Where a friend lea..

Creamy Pie

1. A vagina which has been ejaculated in. The semen tends to drip out - producing the creamy pie. I love to see her creamy pie...

Peppermint Bon Bon

1. What's with this mint chocolate chip nonsense? Ice cream that amplifies the likelihood of fumbling towards a state of complete nirv..

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