Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

Roll Up, Bitch

1. Used to inquire another as to their response to what can usually be referred to as a verbal ass-kicking. "Your mom is so stupid, w..

Joe Dono

1. A piece of shit scammer that has a shop do 16k worth of work to his moms Celica, and when its time to pay up, he says he doesnt have the..

N.d.p.d

1. A nigger driving a purple dinosaur (aka purple cadillac) jerome "whaddup nigga, wanna ride my N.D.P.D?" adrian "yeah bo..

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