Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

W.h.o.

1. Weed Hangover Holy shit man, last night I smoked 4 jski's and this morning I can barely tie my shoes. I have a brutal W.H.O. See..

Ya Mum In A Bagel

1. Ya mum in a bagel is another come back, like ya mum So after using ya mum you can say your mum in a bagel KnobChesse: What yah up to..

Mcgritter

1. To fuck someone over, intentionally or not. To be a dick. Rodney pretty much pulled a McGritter and ashed in my drink. See fuck over, ..

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