Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

Blats

1. Used by nomiskramutswhen they are 2 lazy to type or say blatantly. Sounds like blates. Innabizzle Simon (to Mark): I have a big penis ..

Gangrenous Douchebag

1. any one of a number of writers and anchors at FoxNews That lying bastard Sean Hannity is just a gangrenous douchebag. See lying bastar..

[higger Wippie]

1. Someone who dresses like a Hippie, and a Wigger. Jon: Look at that kid, see how he is wearing baggie jeans, a tye dye shirt, and a hemp..

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