Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

Mad Gimpy

1. either the coolest of the cool or the worst of the worst never the middle Jake after Josh won the lotto "mad gimpy" Josh aft..

Yakism

1. Yakism is a newly formed religion for people who love Yaks. People must show their love for the Yak by praying to the Almighty Yak dail..

Da Fuckin Shit

1. Something that is "the bomb" or the shit. It is generally used by urbanites of dark skin colour, and have little linguistic ab..

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