Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

Quarter Brother

1. my half-brother's half-brother Jason and Lydia's son is Sam. Clai and Lydia's son is Will. Jason and Maureen's son ..

Zombie Poke

1. getting a hard on and sticking it into a bag or bucket of ice. keep the hard on by watching some porn or have your woman keep you hard. ..

Qantaray

1. a type of scope lense on top of a sniper rifle. Damn, he could see for miles, that must be some qantaray shit or somethin See scope, s..

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