Mertle

What is Mertle?

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.

Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

Hank Juice

1. A concoction of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum of any variety, blended with some Cherry Coke and an energy drink, preferably Red Bull ..

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1. a smilie face with a giant scab next to it. Which usually causes pain. No one knows why it is happy. I totally fell off my bike! #^_^ I..

Kissmas

1. an alternative for those who do not believe in christmas but are forced to celebrate it anyway Taz: merry christmas! Hannah: i'm ..

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