Mertle'd

What is Mertle'd?

someone who gets drunk in less than an hour and passes out.

hahahah that kid just got here! wow he mertle'd that party!

hey did you hear about the kid that mertle'd the keg!?

wow what an idiot!

See drunk, wasted, destroyed, annihilated, plastered

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