Mertlock Sandwich

What is Mertlock Sandwich?


1.

when you get choped liver and put in a bun then jack off with it

Butch:man i had the best mertlock sandwich last night

Patrick:me to the liver was so warm and juicy

Butch:we should have one on each other one day?


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