What is Mertz?
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1. a word which can be used in any form (noun, verb, adj. etc.) to describe anything negative.
2. Shit, Filth, dirty: can be used interchangably with any negative word, most commonly replaces shit.
3. PILE O' MERTZ: Pile of shit, mertz of shit, mertz of mertz
use interchangebly with SMERTZ
Fuck, i just stepped in a pile o' mertz!
I gotta go take a huge mertz.
I drank way too much last night and just smertzed all over the place.
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