Merv The Perv

What is Merv The Perv?

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A man who is incredibly horny with an afro and a big nose. Also a man who likes to pull his pants down infront of women and ask if his ass looks okay.

I'm Merv the Perv, can I stick my wee-wee inside your cootchie-wee?

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