What is Mervin?
1.
a wedgie from both sides usually done by two cool people to nerds and geeks who wear tighty whities
that nerd ticked me off so my friend and I gave him a mervin
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2.
A replacement word. Used for the words 'gay' 'fuck' 'shit' 'damn' ect...
Could also be used as 'awesome' 'spectacular' 'amazing' 'cool' ect...
What the merv!
Wow, that guy's mervy.
Good:
"I just got tickets to the concert next week!""Mervin!"
Bad:
"I totally failed that test." "Mervin!"
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3.
Similar to a wedgie, but of the balls.
"ah damn I got a mervin." *while picking underwear from crotch*
4.
A stud. When girls that you don't even know are attracted to you in a swarm like effect, you are said to have the "Mervin affect."
Man, those chicks are all over that guy, he's got the Mervin working overtime.
5.
A desperate, usually oafish, overly sappy individual who goes out of his way to win the effection of a female who is way out of his league, usually making himself look stupid at some point.
Ew. Like, that guy I work with is a total Mervin. He keeps asking me out, giving me flowers and writing dumb poems. There is no way a girl like me is going out with a fat moron like him.
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