Mervin

What is Mervin?


1.

a wedgie from both sides usually done by two cool people to nerds and geeks who wear tighty whities

that nerd ticked me off so my friend and I gave him a mervin

See prank, tighty whities, wedgie, atomic wedgie, hanging wedgie, melvin

2.

A replacement word. Used for the words 'gay' 'fuck' 'shit' 'damn' ect...

Could also be used as 'awesome' 'spectacular' 'amazing' 'cool' ect...

What the merv!

Wow, that guy's mervy.

Good:

"I just got tickets to the concert next week!""Mervin!"

Bad:

"I totally failed that test." "Mervin!"

See merv, mervin, fuck, cool, shit, awesome

3.

Similar to a wedgie, but of the balls.

"ah damn I got a mervin." *while picking underwear from crotch*

4.

A stud. When girls that you don't even know are attracted to you in a swarm like effect, you are said to have the "Mervin affect."

Man, those chicks are all over that guy, he's got the Mervin working overtime.

5.

A desperate, usually oafish, overly sappy individual who goes out of his way to win the effection of a female who is way out of his league, usually making himself look stupid at some point.

Ew. Like, that guy I work with is a total Mervin. He keeps asking me out, giving me flowers and writing dumb poems. There is no way a girl like me is going out with a fat moron like him.

See Caffeine


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