What is Mervins?
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When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.
The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.
I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!
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A euphemism for masturbation.
My interests include: Model Rocketry
See jacking off, beating off, flogging the dolphin, euphemisms, mas..
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A shaven strip in a males auxiliary hair to prevent spread of flames after passing out with a lit doobie. Usually located around the wa..
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The sad end of a penis. Sad baecause it has not participated in the sexual act.
You're a virgin????
You quivering Japseye??
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