What is Mervins?
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When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.
The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.
I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!
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A Z-list celebrity, one who is microfamous or has achieved the least possible fame achievable.
"Yeah so I ran into that Leonardo D..
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Mickey Mouse Networks!!
Talk about shit providers! That damn Infonet UK couldn't manage it's way out of a paper bag!..