What is Mervins?
1.
When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.
The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.
I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!
Random Words:
1.
Yet another reference to the vagina. See: bearded clam
Margret gently plunged her piss clam.
2.
clams that you have pissed on
hey lo..
