What is Mervins?
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When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.
The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.
I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!
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A guy who wastes a girl's time by having sex and hanging out, giving all signs of wanting a relationship, but refused to ask the gi..
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This is what it looks like when I walk into a starbucks with my dick out.
Look, i can see his dong through his v-neck pants.
See star..
