What is Mervins?
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When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.
The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.
I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!
Random Words:
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the result of some dumb bitch not wiping her ass properly (back to front as opposed to front to back) and then you try going down there ..