Merwig

What is Merwig?

Pronounced mur-whig, it is a pubic toupee. Can have many forms and kinds depending on the level of desired pubic coverage.

Nick: I think I have to go to a wedding this weekend.

Craig: Oh really? That sucks. Make sure to wear your Alpaca Merwig.

Nick: Fooor sho.

See wig, toupee, pubes, asshat, dicktit

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