What is Merwig?
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Pronounced mur-whig, it is a pubic toupee. Can have many forms and kinds depending on the level of desired pubic coverage.
Nick: I think I have to go to a wedding this weekend.
Craig: Oh really? That sucks. Make sure to wear your Alpaca Merwig.
Nick: Fooor sho.
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