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The act of performing oral sex on a woman (aka: eating pussy) whilst wearing a football mouthpiece
Person A: I know Jonny and Susan are..
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This is what you have when you neglect shaving for a while, due to being unemployed.
Bob: That's a nice unemployment beard you&apo..
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Two words: Tea addiction.
-14 o'clock! Time for my tea break.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey..