Mess America

What is Mess America?

A play on Miss America.

Queen of the messes.

Someone who performs awkward or not well thought out actions. Possibly in a drunken state.

"Check out Mess America... how embarrassing!"

See mess, drunk, tool, clumsy, idiot

Dainty Palm

1. A gal, usually pretty, who needs to have hand held by a strong, burly male. Her palm is always covered by the guy's, because it&apo..

Froomed

1. being so drunk you shit all over the shower. That dude was so froomed that it took a gallon of bleach to clean up his shit. See mayere..

Leg Beating

1. the act of shaming someone by meticulously pummeling their legs when they are passed out in return for a dis-service they have inflicted..

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