Mess America

What is Mess America?

A play on Miss America.

Queen of the messes.

Someone who performs awkward or not well thought out actions. Possibly in a drunken state.

"Check out Mess America... how embarrassing!"

See mess, drunk, tool, clumsy, idiot

Striptitute

1. A prostitute and a stripper. Jane couldn't decide wether to go as a prostitute or a stripper for halloween, so she went as a strip..

Faportunity

1. 1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed. 2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroke..

Predrinks

1. The event in which consumption of alcohol takes place prior to a party or night on the town. Usually just a small group of people gather..

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