What is Messer?
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Irish slang for a sloppy or messy person; someone who fails to take things seriously; a hopeless amateur, a
Him: I've made us dinner, except the steak is burnt and the potato is cold and the gravy tastes like washing-up liquid. Hope you don't mind.
Her: You are an awful
fecking messer, so you are.
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"I dont care if he is a
Messer , he just gave me a fag....."
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