Messer

What is Messer?


1.

Irish slang for a sloppy or messy person; someone who fails to take things seriously; a hopeless amateur, a gobdaw.

Him: I've made us dinner, except the steak is burnt and the potato is cold and the gravy tastes like washing-up liquid. Hope you don't mind.

Her: You are an awful feckingmesser, so you are.

See gobdaw, messy, sloppy, fecking

2.

A Messer is someone who cuts off their pubic hair, rolls it in paper, and then offers it to others to smoke. Originating from its inventors surname who famously filmed the first ever successful "Mess"

"I dont care if he is a Messer, he just gave me a fag....."

See messr, pubes, smoke, djordje, trim


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