What is Messere?
1.
Messere a.k.a the shark, the refrigerator, the locomotive, the beast, misery, tank
The biggest, baddest, angriest motherfucker on earth. He walks down the hallway, knocking down everyone in his way (this is probably due to the usual shark behavior when they need to show "pwnership"). His shark-like face is what earned him the nick-name "The shark". Usually, when walking out of a building, he likes to take shortcuts, that is breaking through walls/doors/windows or anything else that stands before him and his Mazda Tribute. Somehow, he always leaves the school before anyone else, and is out of the parking lot at exactly 2:58 every single day (even when he has classes last period and school ends at 3:00). Also, he is the top growth stimulator in Canada. He destroys so many public goods and services(such as chewing on lamp posts, crashing into them with his car, breaking walls, buildings, doors, destroying cars, buses, trains, subways etc.) that he stimulates growth in the canadian economy. Since many public goods are being destroyed, government spending will increase in order to fix the damage. As a result, aggregate demand shifts out to the right, increasing GDP, employment as well as the price level. In the short run, the Canadian economy will benefit from his actions, however in the future there will be inflationary pressure on the economy. To prevent this, the government and the central bank will need to take action in order to prevent demand pull inflation. It is likely that a contractionary monetary policy will be used, that is interest rates will be increased. This will raise the opportunity cost of saving, leading to a decrease in consumption and firm investment. Nevertheless, although this might put the brakes on the overheating economy, the high interest rates could attract foreign capital which can be used in the future to fund investment and government spending towards infrastructure and research and development. This will lead to an increase
in the short-run aggregate supply as well as long-run aggregate supply, which will allow the Canadian economy to experience substantial growth as well as benefit from economies of scale in the future. Furthermore, since Canada is a creditor nation, the capital inflows will allow Canada to offset the current account deficit.
"Hey hussein why the fuck do you have cruches?
Uhh...I passed the word limit on my commentary so the shark bit off my leg yesterday in class after i asked him what the yellow slip was for."
"Yo, fuck the shark is coming, take cover!
Na na......na na.....na na..na na na nananananannan BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM *glass shatters*"
"Hey guys, you know, i will miss you during that 5 day break you get off for studying for the IB exams. But don't worry
i will think about you guys while i change the oil for my car. Also to make you kids happy, i will give you LOTS AND LOTS of hwk
during that break, because i know how much you IB kids love to do homework, especially economics."
Common Messere joke that makes everyone laugh, but the thing is, we laugh at him, not with him.
"Hey what's the matter, is the math too hard in development economics? i thought your favourite subject was math."
"Kids, i didn't mark the test...sorry about that i was watching the leafs yesterday and my wife had to take me to
the hospital because my blood pressure was triple what it should normally be and i had a stroke. I mean i'm tired of watching these appalling Toronto clubs. Hey kids that's a new word for you to use on your IB exams."
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2.
Messere a.k.a the shark, the refrigerator, the locomotive, the beast, misery, tank
The biggest, baddest, angriest motherfucker on earth. He walks down the hallway, knocking down everyone in his way (this is probably due to the usual shark behavior when they need to show "pwnership"). His shark-like face is what earned him the nick-name "The shark". Usually, when walking out of a building, he likes to take shortcuts, that is breaking through walls/doors/windows or anything else that stands before him and his Mazda Tribute. Somehow, he always leaves the school before anyone else, and is out of the parking lot at exactly 2:58 every single day (even when he has classes last period and school ends at 3:00). Also, he is the top growth stimulator in Canada. He destroys so many public goods and services(such as chewing on lamp posts, crashing into them with his car, breaking walls, buildings, doors, destroying cars, buses, trains, subways etc.) that he stimulates growth in the canadian economy. Since many public goods are being destroyed, government spending will increase in order to fix the damage. As a result, aggregate demand shifts out to the right, increasing GDP, employment as well as the price level. In the short run, the Canadian economy will benefit from his actions, however in the future there will be inflationary pressure on the economy. To prevent this, the government and the central bank will need to take action in order to prevent demand push inflation. It is likely that a contractionary monetary policy will be used, that is interest rates will be increased. This will raise the opportunity cost of saving, leading to a decrease in consumption and firm investment. Nevertheless, although this might put the brakes on the overheating economy, the high interest rates could attract foreign capital which can be used in the future to fund investment and government spending towards infrastructure and research and development. This will lead to an increase
in the short-run aggregate supply as well as long-run aggregate supply, which will allow the Canadian economy to experience substantial growth as well as benefit from economies of scale in the future. Furthermore, since Canada is a creditor nation, the capital inflows will allow Canada to offset the current account deficit.
"Hey reza why the fuck do you have cruches?
Uhh...I passed the word limit on my commentary so the shark bit off my leg yesterday in class after i asked him what the yellow slip was for."
"Yo, fuck the shark is coming, take cover!
Na na......na na.....na na..na na na nananananannan BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM *glass shatters*"
"Hey guys, you know, i will miss you during that 5 day break you get off for studying for the IB exams. But don't worry
i will think about you guys while i change the oil for my car. Also to make you kids happy, i will give you LOTS AND LOTS of hwk
during that break, because i know how much you IB kids love to do homework, especially economics."
Common messere joke that makes everyone laugh, but the thing is, we laugh at him, not with him.
"Hey what's the matter, is the math too hard in development economics? i thought your favourite subject was math."
"Kids, i didn't mark the test...sorry about that i was watching the leafs yesterday and my wife had to take me to
the hospital because my blood pressure was triple what it should normally be and i had a stroke. I mean i'm tired of watching these appalling Toronto clubs. Hey kids that's a new word for you to use on your IB exams."
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