Messi Jessi Edit Meaning

1. Adj. Awesome Int. Rocks history: Created in the brain of Matt Parsons w0x! u pwned that l4m3r d00d, that new game is w0x..

1. One who has been captured by crazy ex-model hermit babes, but has escaped, thus being deemed worthy of voodoo powers given by the one an..

1. When the whore is asleep, you proceed to ejaculate a halo around the crown of the head. Then apply a nightcap in the fashion of the capt..