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Widespread destruction and disaster when attempting to make a quesadilla.
All you had to do was melt cheese in a tortilla but no... you..
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Much like a pimp only instead of having a pimp hand he has the cheeks. Two mountains of molten lust firmly attached to the mans backside..
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With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway.
"I can't believe you le..