Messiah Edit Meaning

1.

Jesus of Nazareth, the King of the Jews

Jesus Christ is the messiah, the anointed one, the savior of mankind, the Son of the living God, and God himself. Apart from him no one can enter heaven or receive eternal life.

See jesus, christ, god, savior, anointed, son, heaven, eternal, life

2.

A savoir

~Go ahead and build a better messiah, we can dig another grave.~

3.

Our Lord and Savior President Barack Hussein Obama the most merciful.

Obama Wednesday, June 04, 2008:

"This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal."

Finally the chosen one; our Messiah is here to heal the planet and to spread the wealth around!

See obama, democrat, socialist, communist, diety, hope, change

4.

Senator Barack Obama

Obama is the new messiah; when he takes office the oceans will stop rising, the air will clear of pollution, and America will heal her wounds. We will have hope for the future, and a future filled with hope.

See messiah, obama, obamanation, empty suit, affirmative action, race card, mccain, wright

5.

a child of T.i. or aka T.i.p. Harris

T.I.:Aye Messiah get over here yo mama want you

Messiah: Yes daddy

See messiah, t.i., t.i.p., child, jesus, jews

6.

Used when referring to a person who is extremely late and will almost undoubtedly never turn up.

That guy is the messiah.

See messiah, jew, jewish, late, cunt

7.

1. boring Christian college in the middle of Pennsylvania (aka nowhere) where kids know in saying their college name that they will automatically get pitied and/or mad sympathy from other college friends of theirs that rock out every weekend (or even just ponder the idea of hanging out with the opposite sex on say...a THURSDAY?! wtf...) Parents love the idea, kids know if a college has a nickname for Jesus in the title, the college has to be a ball breaker.

SCENARIO 1-

(Someone's mom): "So Jimmy, what college are you going to?"

Jimmy: "Messiah College mam."

Mom: "Oh that's lovely, soo lovely. You'll have such a nice time and make lots of nice friends."

SCENARIO 2-

(Someone normal) "Todd": "Dude, where do you go?"

Jimmy: "Um...well...I go to school in PA."

Todd: "Where in Pennsylvania?"

Jimmy: "Um..you've probably never heard of it..."

Todd: "Come on, I'm sure I have."

Jimmy:"Well..ssiah College?"

Todd: "Damn..."

Jimmy: "Yeah."

----silence-----

Jimmy: "I know...."

See m.c., mc