What is Messian?
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The creature that resides on a persons back when they are stoned. Its size and behavior vary in accordance with the degree of intoxication.
"There's a messian on my back."
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The small creature on one's back when stoned. It's behaviour and size differs depending on the level of intoxication.
Person A: "Oooo, I can feel him!"
Person B: "Who!?"
Person A: "The Messian!"
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To become overly interested in a friends wet spot while at the nudy bar.
After the lap dance, I got gargoshianed by Bill.
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A seal in car engine splits
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Somebody has lost their temper.
1) Mechanic: We will need to tow your car to the garage you have blown..