Messian

What is Messian?

The creature that resides on a persons back when they are stoned. Its size and behavior vary in accordance with the degree of intoxication.

"There's a messian on my back."

See stoned, weed, cannabis, baked, mashed

The small creature on one's back when stoned. It's behaviour and size differs depending on the level of intoxication.

Person A: "Oooo, I can feel him!"

Person B: "Who!?"

Person A: "The Messian!"

See stoned, baked, monged, mashed, pooned, weed, gange, green, vert, cannabis, marijuana, mary j, fucked

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