What is Messian?
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The creature that resides on a persons back when they are stoned. Its size and behavior vary in accordance with the degree of intoxication.
"There's a messian on my back."
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The small creature on one's back when stoned. It's behaviour and size differs depending on the level of intoxication.
Person A: "Oooo, I can feel him!"
Person B: "Who!?"
Person A: "The Messian!"
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A person who persistently sends long and boring text messages to your phone when it would be much easier to just call
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