What is Messican?
1.
Deliberate slang misspelling for "Mexican"
Goddamned messicans, they come to take our jobs.
2.
1. Incorrect pronunciation of "Mexican."
Most often used by blacks and Italians.
He's really cute for being a messican.
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3.
under-minimum wage lawnmowing person,. does not do well when put in contact with anything even remotely involving education
07:37 (@piggy): you lawn mowing messican
07:37 (@piggy): where you been?
07:37 (@evilfr3ak): well school is hella hard
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ironknuckle
ironknuckle is a messican
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The things that are fantastically gross, but still amazing to see; or something hilarious yet gross.
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A person who masterbates way too much.
Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.
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