Messophestic Edit Meaning

1. Johney Durex is another way of saying a Rubber Dildo.. I had a fun time with my Johney Durex. See durex, johny, john..

1. A scientific unit of measurement properly associated with the yagometer. An Elton is a unit of measurement of yag/homoness. Eltons are b..

1. fictional character most notable for her navy blue eyes, complicated family situation, and funny-yet-perceptive outlook on life. jamie ..