Messophestic Edit Meaning

1. A turd that is so long, it touches the water before it leaves your ass. Often, comorbid as a groganor floater, but contrary to popular b..

1. When you fart and, instead of emitting gas, noodles come out. Those aren't tapeworms, you just noodlejammed! See noodle, fart, ga..

1. when you are fucking a girl in the ass and you pull your shitcock out and give her a zebra like stripe on her back. i was hammerin my g..