What is Messy Backyard?
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A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.
As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.
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The act of a lonely woman using a large cucumber as a substitute for a man's penis for her sexual pleeasure.
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