What is Messy Backyard?
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A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.
As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.
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a penis that can shoot out jizz soo fast that it looks like a bullet.
when the guy has nitro penis he can cum really fast
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a unicorn that has had the unfortunate fate of been bitten by a zombie resulting in death and then reanimation.
made famous by John and..