What is Messy Backyard?
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A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.
As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.
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I'm so proud of who I am.
I have nothing but I have balls
See balls, dignity, pride, nothing, myself..
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Stuffing shaved hair (usually pubic, although not limited too) into your partners asshole, than proceding to have sex in the anus
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