What is Messy Backyard?
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A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.
As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.
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When a man with a huge penis is fucking a girl with a small vagina, the girl says to only put half in. The man then slams the whole lot ..
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a useful phrase that comes in handy when some dumbass does something 'cool'.
but really. it's stupid.
you're not c..
