What is Messy Backyard?
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A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.
As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.
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the weapon of choice whilst in the heat of a kitchen battle...with the mouse king that lives in the walls of your house.
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a phrase used by hippie john to calm others down when it is suspected they are upset or might explode.
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