What is Messy Backyard?
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A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.
As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.
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Magic the Gathering..
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Anal sodomy (cornholing) while simultaneoulsy punching someone in the ear (earholing).
Man, did I give that bitch a wicked ear of corn ..