What is Messy Grube?
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(origin: teutonic, germanic) the process of: filling your belly with mid-shelf liquor and greasy food; allowing the concoction to ferment in your gastric fluids for more than twenty-four hours; mounting a bucket with the intent to defile; defiling the bucket; and violating your unsuspecting concubine by force-feeding him/her the muddle immediately after he/she accepts your nut in his/her person.
Ex. Right after the Honorable Aldonquin Calhoon got porked to be damned, I, much to his dismay, bestowed upon him the infamous Messy Grube. After, I reveled in his cough, gag, and immediate death.
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a pornographic magazine used as an aid while "jackin' the beanstalk"
Willie's mom found a pump manual under his bed..
