What is Messy Harp?
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The act of puking on a girl, out of nervousness, right after she takes her clothes off . You then need to refuse to clean her and and lift your hands and say "what you going to do"
I finally picked up a chick and I messy harp'd her, Boy was she mad.
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Hair.
(Cockney rhyming slang).
What had he done with his comb? His Barnet fair was in a right two and eight!
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When a girl is laying down.
A man puts his balls in front of her eyes.
Jim! Why did you put your balls in my face while I was tanning?..
