Messy Marvin

What is Messy Marvin?

"messy marvin"- person who masturbates and doesn't have the common curtesy to clean up their ejaculate.

I often slip in jizz by the toilet, because my brother is a very messy marvin.

Bovarian Napkin

1. The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mac..

Boxwhores

1. DUDE! Those nasty bitches are a bunch of boxwhores!..

Lartar

1. A pronoun use to describe a walking douche bag. That guy is such a lartar. What the hell is doing with that bag on his head....what a l..

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