Messy Marvin

What is Messy Marvin?

"messy marvin"- person who masturbates and doesn't have the common curtesy to clean up their ejaculate.

I often slip in jizz by the toilet, because my brother is a very messy marvin.

Queefy Blowback

1. The sudden gust of vaginal gasses experienced when Queefing. "Oh my god, I was having the worst Queefy Blowback last night" ..

Coal Mining

1. the action of working your penis around in circular motions in a rectum to get feces on it Paris Hilton - What are you doin back there?..

Corn Count

1. The process of quantifying the number of corn kernals found to be lodged within a piece of feces. It can be done for competive purposes..

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