What is Messy Mendez?
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When you diarrhea into a girls clam and then you use it as a lubricatin substance for ya sexual pleasure
ex. in da pussay
Last night i was fuckin Alejandra and she was dry as a prune in da Mojave, so i had to use a messy Mendez to finish da job
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