Messy Mendez

What is Messy Mendez?


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When you diarrhea into a girls clam and then you use it as a lubricatin substance for ya sexual pleasure

ex. in da pussay

Last night i was fuckin Alejandra and she was dry as a prune in da Mojave, so i had to use a messy Mendez to finish da job

See messy, mendez, shit, diarrhea, bandito, pussay


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