Messy Monday

What is Messy Monday?


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A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.

It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.

todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) "This is gona be one messy monday!"

darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"

See cocaine, monday, black, man, men


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