What is Messy Monday?
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A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.
It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.
todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) "This is gona be one messy monday!"
darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"
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'Omg hes so short! hes a Lee Johnson'
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