Messy Mossy

What is Messy Mossy?


1.

(v.)

To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.

(n.)

The act of a messy mossy.

Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.

Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.

Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.

Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!

Tom is a messy mosser.

See skeet, boston steamer, blumpkin, dirty sanchez, facial


81

Random Words:

1. a guy who is a dummy and a poopoohead and he told me his thingy was 4 inches Dont hang out with that cheedee. See Pam..
1. Someone who displays a high level of being a total idiot and doesn't much care for others. " oh man that sose teacher is such..
1. Short for: Quoi de neuf. The French expression for: What's up? What news? What's good? Lara: Salut toi. (Hey you) Michelle:..