Messy Mossy

What is Messy Mossy?

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(v.)

To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.

(n.)

The act of a messy mossy.

Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.

Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.

Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.

Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!

Tom is a messy mosser.

See skeet, boston steamer, blumpkin, dirty sanchez, facial
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