What is Messy Tophat?
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When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.
Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!
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a sex act in which a guy gets certain bodily fluids spit up on his hair like shampoo
Man! That guy is so crazy, I hear he likes messy tophats!!!!
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3.
When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.
Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!
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Random Words:
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Adjective.
Etymology: From English, epic; From Latin epicus
Date: July 22, 2009
Forms: epicith (noun), epicnesseth (adj), epicnessith..
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legendary gangster from the late 80's to mid 90's. single handedly took over northern new jersey. was notorious sleeping with ..
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five old ladies, or more, sitting in a steam room.
Your grandma and all her friends go sit in the steam room after they hog the pools. ..
