Messy Tophat

What is Messy Tophat?


1.

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

See martin luther king, xmas, tophat, sex

2.

a sex act in which a guy gets certain bodily fluids spit up on his hair like shampoo

Man! That guy is so crazy, I hear he likes messy tophats!!!!

See tophat, messy, sex, love, martin luther king

3.

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

See martin luther king, xmas, tophat, sex


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