Messy Turtle

What is Messy Turtle?


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when a guy shits into a girls vaginal orface for sexual pleasure.

everything was going fine until alfredo thought he was slick and pulled a messy turtle. we had to postpone orgasm for a half an hour due to cleaning problems.

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