Mestexto

What is Mestexto?

Someone who txts, e-mails, or writes in both English and Spanish.

Marquez: Damn, ese... you was all up on the muchacha güero wid the mas chi chis.

Damien: What the hell Marquez, you know I can't read Spanish.

Marquez: You need to get down wid da mestexto, homie.

See spanish, english, spanglish, cell phone, texting

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