What is Mesticals?
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Messed Up Testicles
When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.
"I swear, his mesticals was shaped were Abraham Lincoln. And it even had a beard."
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