Met Fan

What is Met Fan?

The highest form of intelligent life in the history of the planet earth.

Michael: "Damn, that guy's smart! Did he stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?"

Patrick: He's even smarter than THAT...he's a MET FAN!!!

See mets, fans, smart, brilliant, genius, baseball, sports

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