Metal Boner

What is Metal Boner?

When someone hears metal so amazing that they simply can't contain a boner.

Dude, have you heard the album by Wintersun? I'm getting a metal boner just thinking about it!

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Geoffrey

1. The most wonderous giraffe in the whole entire world. He lives in Toys "R" (imagine that R is the wrong way round) us There&a..

Mashatato

1. Masturbation and potato chips. I really feel like doing some mashatato. See masturbation, potato, floggin the dolphin..

Fromma Girl

1. A girl who Fromma distance looks GREAT, but once you get closer to her, looks terrible. Dave-Man, last night I saw a girl and I thought..

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