Metal Boner

What is Metal Boner?

When someone hears metal so amazing that they simply can't contain a boner.

Dude, have you heard the album by Wintersun? I'm getting a metal boner just thinking about it!

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Taking A Nap

1. Euphemism for masturbation. From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there. ..

Double Barrel Hogback Growler

1. The act of laying on one's back, pants down and knees to the chest. While in this position, relaxed enough to have one's scrot..

A Hamilton

1. When one drops a phat nature clump of the brown variety into an unsuspecting toilet I'm off to drop a Hamilton. See poo, faeces, ..

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