Metal Dracula

What is Metal Dracula?

When a male goes to zip up pants, and the zipper gets stuck on your dick

"Oh man, I just got a metal dracula. @#$#%!!!!!!!!!!!!"

See dick, zipper, lawnmower, pants, pubes

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