Metal Dracula

What is Metal Dracula?

When a male goes to zip up pants, and the zipper gets stuck on your dick

"Oh man, I just got a metal dracula. @#$#%!!!!!!!!!!!!"

See dick, zipper, lawnmower, pants, pubes

Reem?

1. An exclamation that symbolizes all that is wrong with the world; a question with no answer yet at the same time an acceptable answer to ..

Boreinger

1. the act of being more borded then you thought humanly possible (and that means you REALLY bored) This is more boreinger than golf! See..

Festery

1. To fester, or be very extra gross. Ew, that was festery! See Kat..

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