Metal Dracula

What is Metal Dracula?

When a male goes to zip up pants, and the zipper gets stuck on your dick

"Oh man, I just got a metal dracula. @#$#%!!!!!!!!!!!!"

See dick, zipper, lawnmower, pants, pubes

W1ck3d_c10wn

1. Some newb on irc that makes up words 1513.48 w1ck3d_c10wn: bluenomad is grym 1514.03 bluenomad: grym? 1514.25 w1ck3..

R.o.i.

1. acronym for Return On Investment - applied to sexual relations earned after spending time and money trying to garner a woman's fa..

Zar-jacked

1. Zar-jacked is a subset of deja vu. It's when you think you've been to a place that someone is describing, but you suddenly re..

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