What is Metal Gear Awkward?
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The stealth and evasion game played to avoid detection by an ex, boring acquaintance, or other unsavory character.
Why can't that girl who asked me out find someplace new to study? I was playing Metal Gear Awkward the whole time I was in the library.
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slang for rough sexual penetration with home field advantage, common among beardedgay dudes named Pat
Pat was busy nailin' it home..