Metal Mania

What is Metal Mania?

1.

A block of "heavy metal" videos played on Vh1 classic on Monday, Friday and Saturday. Heavy metalis in quotes since, regardless of the name, they tend to play too much glam music, thinking it's heavy metal, and not enough true heavy metal music. Seemingly getting worse.

*Sees the somewhat psychotic intro for the Metal Mania show*

Guy: Hey, this is going to kick ass! PLAY THOSE METAL VIDS!

*Bon Jovi plays*

Guy: ANOTHER DAMN GLAM VIDEO!? Might as well call this "Glam Mania."

See heavy metal, metal, glam, glam metal, phony
99

Random Words:

Dweeblesworf
1. A retard. Someone who is stupid beyond repair, often has mental illnesses and cannot understand how to count to 4. Dweeblesworf is also..
Read more
Valving
1. the act of attempting to grandstand another when not all appropriate for the situation. me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically..
Read more
Rice Noodle
1. Disparaging slang term for an Asian man's penis. (William Hung is spending some quality time with his first girlfriend whom he sco..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free