Metal Mania

What is Metal Mania?

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A block of "heavy metal" videos played on Vh1 classic on Monday, Friday and Saturday. Heavy metalis in quotes since, regardless of the name, they tend to play too much glam music, thinking it's heavy metal, and not enough true heavy metal music. Seemingly getting worse.

*Sees the somewhat psychotic intro for the Metal Mania show*

Guy: Hey, this is going to kick ass! PLAY THOSE METAL VIDS!

*Bon Jovi plays*

Guy: ANOTHER DAMN GLAM VIDEO!? Might as well call this "Glam Mania."

See heavy metal, metal, glam, glam metal, phony
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