Metal Molestor

What is Metal Molestor?


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a bmx rider who appears to be having sexual intercoarse with his seat, a common name used by skaters to disrespect bmx riders

Skater1) Do you think those bikes enjoy being ridden by those metal molestors?

Skater2) No, too bad they don't have minds of their own to fight them off

See metal humpers, bmx, lance armstrong, skateboarders


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