Metalbating

What is Metalbating?

Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.

Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Shawn is so metal.

See masturbation, metal, blood, loser

Evantastical

1. Something so great it deserves to have conservative christians worship it. T- Holy fucking shit, these are the best dam nachos I'v..

Yo Was Good

1. yo wats up... variations: Yo was jolly wit u? Theo: Yo was good? Me: nuthin man See how are you, suck..

Option Paralysis

1. The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none. I've been offered three jobs this week, but I have option paralysis, so ..

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