Metalbating

What is Metalbating?

Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.

Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Shawn is so metal.

See masturbation, metal, blood, loser

W/8

1. Short form of wait. Since the spelling of 8 is eight, w + eight is weight, which is a homophone of wait. W/8! Just w/8 for a moment! ..

Sounds Like Someone Has A Case Of The Mondays

1. Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it..

Kew It

1. to wrongfully assume that a text message typo is a real word, and then get worked up about it. Justin needs to kew it. See kew, kow..

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