Metalbating

What is Metalbating?

Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.

Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Shawn is so metal.

See masturbation, metal, blood, loser

Compromising Positions

1. when you are hanging out/ dating someone and someone, normally related to you walks in and sees you doing something, you probably should..

Zombies Vs Robots

1. in post apocalyptic earth(after WWIII)all humans have been destroyed and there is only zombies and robots left choose now! TEAM ZOMBIE..

4life

1. (verb) To chat up some lady in order to fuck her. Note the irony of that term : 4lifing (for life!) persons seek one night stands only..

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