Metalbating

What is Metalbating?

Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.

Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Shawn is so metal.

See masturbation, metal, blood, loser

Zebrowski

1. A small, wet turd. Usually emerges cold. Feel better? No, it was just a Zebrowski. I could use some bran. See poo, crap, haircut, flam..

Jismole

1. 1. moment of completion i.e. ejaculation 2. achieveing something just to prove it can be done 3. 1. Said upon the process of complet..

Vpilf Loser

1. Somebody who posts the acronym VPILF on Urban Dictionary stupidly not realizing that 400 other people have done the same. Wow...lots of..

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