Metalbating

What is Metalbating?

Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.

Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Shawn is so metal.

See masturbation, metal, blood, loser

Quixspede

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Tiger Petter

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Muddyfunster

1. cleaner variant version of motherfucker often dubbed onto movies when shown on TV Forget you u muddyfunster..

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