Metalbating

What is Metalbating?

Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.

Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Shawn is so metal.

See masturbation, metal, blood, loser

Uber L33t

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Valumptuous

1. Valerie like; knowing all things while not looking like one is really knowing all things. Above it all while keeping the ability to mai..

Getting Your Dick Touched

1. Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means lo..

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