What is Metalcrypt?
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An elitist message board for discussing all things metal with the exception of what really isn't metal, but is nevertheless called metal by noobs and posers. Based out of Quebec. Run by an elusive code developer who listens to obscene amounts of metal in his spare time. Also offers reviews and editorials. Located at metalcrypt
-Will you be on metalcrypt tonite?
-Nah, I'll stick to braveboard. They have chicks over there.
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When you spin spaghetti bolognaise around your fork, launching meat and juice at the people opposite.
Guy: Oh God I got killed by bolog..
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The first piss after a male orgasm.
Thanks for the head but if you will excuse me I have to go and take a victory piss.
See piss, pee,..
