What is Metalheart?
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2) Statement of absolute amore.
3) Procedure used in foreplay involving the rectal greasing of Texans using BBQ sauce.
1) My friend Rachael is totally MetalHeart
2) You know I love you, but I'm not sure if it's quite MetalHeart yet.
3) Mmmm. If you play your cards right, I may just put on my Stetson & let you MetalHeart me later...
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A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
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A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains
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