Metallic Purple Edit Meaning

1. An article that seems to offer sage advice but is really intended to move product; an advertorial. This article reads like an aditorial..

1. A suspended clew of shit trapped in the pubic anal hair. Quincy, please release your fore-finger and thumb from my Quartz-Bauble's..

1. 1-A female, usually blond, but sometimes another ethnicity (:-)) who will try giving you head while a serving of pop rocks are in her mo..