Metally Retarded

What is Metally Retarded?


1.

The state of being that results after an individual has become SUCH a heavy metal fan, that they lose their sense of reality. Their entire life becomes a "Metalfest" of just sitting in their apartment or parent's basement and headbangingto any form of heavy metal all day long.

"Hey, have you seen jake?"

"Nah, I think he was up all night watching Headbanger's Ball and listening to Rammstein."

"Damn man, that guy is just metally retarded."

See metal, retard, retarded, headbanger, headbanging, heavy metal


6

Random Words:

1. Totally fricken awesome. This car is so Kalma. See awesome, super, rad, totally cool, badass..
1. A gullible person who can't tell the difference between real and nonsense conversations. "Andi, you're such a yolewayne!..
1. Noun-A faggot with such an enormous lisp that Russian speech therapy is required to keep it from reaching maximum IMPACT. "Golly, ..