Metamora, Illinois

What is Metamora, Illinois?


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In the ass-end of nowhere, a small town in central illinois with one stoplight and a mcdonalds. a few gas stations, a school, and thats about it. Everyone here loves football and if you are not obsessed with it you are considered a douche.

Guy 1: Dude im tired of chicago, lets go on a road trip south.

Guy 2: K dude I know the perfect place, Metamora, Illinois!

Guy 1: Where the hell is that?

Guy 2: Its this tiny town by peoria surrounded by cornfields!

Guy 1: Wow I hate you.

See no where, illinois, corn, mcd's


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