What is Metamora, Illinois?
1.
In the ass-end of nowhere, a small town in central illinois with one stoplight and a mcdonalds. a few gas stations, a school, and thats about it. Everyone here loves football and if you are not obsessed with it you are considered a douche.
Guy 1: Dude im tired of chicago, lets go on a road trip south.
Guy 2: K dude I know the perfect place, Metamora, Illinois!
Guy 1: Where the hell is that?
Guy 2: Its this tiny town by peoria surrounded by cornfields!
Guy 1: Wow I hate you.
See
Random Words:
1.
back stroke is game. A mans game, something that keeps a woman around.
also is a sexual inuendo.
"oh papi, i sit and, think about..
1.
Kurt Cobain's "alter-ego". He used it when he wasn't feeling himself.
his twisted and sarcastic sense of humor
2. ..
