What is Metamora, Illinois?
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In the ass-end of nowhere, a small town in central illinois with one stoplight and a mcdonalds. a few gas stations, a school, and thats about it. Everyone here loves football and if you are not obsessed with it you are considered a douche.
Guy 1: Dude im tired of chicago, lets go on a road trip south.
Guy 2: K dude I know the perfect place, Metamora, Illinois!
Guy 1: Where the hell is that?
Guy 2: Its this tiny town by peoria surrounded by cornfields!
Guy 1: Wow I hate you.
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from the cheep Budweiser beer...Natural Light
yo lets go pick up some naddy lite
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Some of the cheapest beer you're gonna find...
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What you find under French Knickers
Even though Camilla wasn't French, she certainly had some French Doors under her French Knicke..
