What is Metaocalypse?
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The
Random Onlooker: Holy shit! Its a horde of undead pirating ninja cyborgs!
Jesus: The Metaocalypse has begun...
Random Onlooker: It hurts so much, but looks so awesome!
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Porn that you only watch when you're depressed.
My depression's been getting worse. I oughta stock up on the Forlorn Porn.
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These tend to be enormous cows with great big hineys. They start to blimp out shortly after they reach puberty. They tend to grow up on ..