What is Metaocalypse?
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The
Random Onlooker: Holy shit! Its a horde of undead pirating ninja cyborgs!
Jesus: The Metaocalypse has begun...
Random Onlooker: It hurts so much, but looks so awesome!
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A girl you just met asks you a question regarding who else you are sleeping because she wants the relationship to be exclusive and is in..
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Self explanatory really
"Wow he's hung like an antelope with seven legs"..