What is Metaocalypse?
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Random Onlooker: Holy shit! Its a horde of undead pirating ninja cyborgs!
Jesus: The Metaocalypse has begun...
Random Onlooker: It hurts so much, but looks so awesome!
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Performing oral sex on a *very* pregnant woman.
My wife and I couldn't have sex the old fashioned way, so I gave her a little &quo..