Metaphive

What is Metaphive?

A metaphor about a metaphor, a simile about a metaphor, or a metaphor taken to the next level.

"I heard Bob got 6 extra credit points on his paper"

"Why?"

"He used a metaphive"

"What was it?"

"He wrote 'Bob's heart was filled with helium because he just got 6 extra credit points on his paper'"

"So the fact that he actually got 6 extra points on the paper MADE it a metaphive... paradoxical..."

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