Metaphorical Monday

What is Metaphorical Monday?

The Tuesday after a Monday Holiday like Memorial Day or Labor Day

Bill: God I hate Monday's!!!

Jane: But it's not Monday It's Tuesday.

Bill: It's the same thing, only today is just Metaphorical Monday!

See life sucks, tuesday, work

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