What is Metaphorical Party Pants?
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The place where the party is. Always. Kinda like giant clown pants that you have to hold out in front and scoop people up in. Teachers, Dog Ramblers, Fools, all are welcome in the party pants.
Dude 1:Dude! I just nabbed Mr.Gilette in my Metaphorical Party Pants!
Dude 2:*Scoop* Yeah! Just got three hot chicks and a rambler in mine!
Dude 1: Damn it.
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