What is Metaphorical Party Pants?
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The place where the party is. Always. Kinda like giant clown pants that you have to hold out in front and scoop people up in. Teachers, Dog Ramblers, Fools, all are welcome in the party pants.
Dude 1:Dude! I just nabbed Mr.Gilette in my Metaphorical Party Pants!
Dude 2:*Scoop* Yeah! Just got three hot chicks and a rambler in mine!
Dude 1: Damn it.
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Slang term for cum
Refers to the fact that cum is sticky, like glue as well as the high prevalence of hookers in Hong Kong
I gave that..
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When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful...
