What is Metaphorical Party Pants?
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The place where the party is. Always. Kinda like giant clown pants that you have to hold out in front and scoop people up in. Teachers, Dog Ramblers, Fools, all are welcome in the party pants.
Dude 1:Dude! I just nabbed Mr.Gilette in my Metaphorical Party Pants!
Dude 2:*Scoop* Yeah! Just got three hot chicks and a rambler in mine!
Dude 1: Damn it.
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only the black people know.
black guy 1: so do you agree with what i just said?
*white man appears*
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A really dirty unwashed minge
Oh man! I saw Bev's minge the other day, it was so dirty it looked like a chocolate growler!
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