Metapor

What is Metapor?

a dried out vagina which usually happens to people over 60 years of age...

man that chick had a metaphor, we had to use so much lube

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One-man Blumpkin

1. to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce "Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-m..

Yoplait

1. Means: "You Play". Its usually asked as a question to get somebody to play an online game with you. "Hey man, yoplait s..

Truffling

1. Burying yourself in such a way that wild pigs foraging for truffles end up sucking you off "I'd rather go truffling that slee..

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